We all know this day as “everyone gets chocolate, girls are giddy, males start thinking with both of their heads,(one more so than the other) and love is in the air (figuratively, because it’s not really). What do I think it is?
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I think the government, as well as feminist groups, have compiled to trick the male population into showering females with gifts, with the consequence of not doing so leading to a plethora of horrible things: Hatred, Celibacy, or furthermore, hiatus from what many call a “relationship”. This holiday has followers; followers more loyal than Oprah’s mind controlled middle aged woman population. I’ll tell you one thing; if I had to choose a valentines day present, it would be this — as I consider it close to my heart, more so then any gift anyone can give me.
If anyone is feeling generous, please do not hesitate to purchase this for me.
Whats your take on valentines day?